Johnny Abilene was astounded.

Neither the Emperor, Nora, nor Johnny actually understood how to get to Abu via Mel until Shaman inadvertently showed them the way. And if you think that any of this is less reliable information than the Battle of Hastings or the invention of the cotton gin? Johnny Abilene was astounded. Just imagine how I felt. And now she was pregnant again?

Whatever in hell «my» had come to mean! Lila Kodzi led Izzy on horseback, with Sarvaduhka, Johnny Abilene and one of the Haymakers, just arrived from the other Memphis via Lufthansa. I saw them from above and from below. Izzy waved a little navy-blue book. I got it, Melly baby.

I got you a passport. Lila jumped down beside him and twined herself around his arm. How will you get the Great Sphinx through customs? Sarvaduhka was cadaverous and grim on the outside. Inside, he was set to explode.

I could hear him thinking? And what do I get? Two hundred forty feet long, Izzy! I called it at the Cairo Khan Suites. Peripherizing the Sphinx «Okay, Johnny A. Johnny pursed his lips and squinted. The sky blinked black and then shone so brilliantly that they all had to squint and shade their eyes. There was a faint rumble from deep below.

Johnny gave one last push, «Ee-hah! I was as if man-sized. Johnny patted me on my stone shoulders, gave me a kiss, they all remounted, and we headed out.

The Space People came across the desert like a swarm of locusts. They were swinging «spirit catchers» over their heads, dowel-and-rubber-band doohickeys furiously buzzing. We had left the Sphinx enclosure. Dad had given me sunglasses and a white polyester suit to wear.

Izzy stuck a briefcase in my paw and hoped that the headdress would pass for a touristy gewgaw.